Monday, July 03, 2006

Short Ideas? Yes.

But, sometimes by people who think very well, thank you very much. Here's 30 of my recent favorites in the much-maligned "Bumpersticker Department:"

AT LEAST IN VIETNAM, BUSH HAD AN EXIT STRATEGY; BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM; IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU' RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION; IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT; OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT; BUSH LIED, AND YOU KNOW IT; RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME; BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR; PRO AMERICA, ANTI BUSH; WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?; IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH'S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT; I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY; JESUS WAS A SOCIAL ACTIVIST - THAT IS A LIBERAL; IS IT 2008 YET?; DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM - Thomas Jefferson; DON'T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH - TWICE!; ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE; THINK FOR YOURSELF; VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT; HEY BUSH! WHERE'S BIN LADEN?; STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE; GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM; KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY; CORPORATE MEDIA: WEAPONS OF MASS DECEPTION; DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM; HONOR OUR TROOPS - DEMAND THE TRUTH; REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?; BUSH OIL: 1999 - $19 BARREL, 2006 - $72 BARREL; THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE; SUPPORT OUR TROOPS - IMPEACH BUSH; -and-HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?
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