Saturday, August 20, 2005

Too good to miss

The satirical newspaper, The Onion, has broken an incredible story. After successfully debunking evolution, evangelical scientists are going after another weak pillar of modern science, the theory of gravity.

"...physicists have been theorizing for decades about the 'electromagnetic force,' the 'weak nuclear force,' the 'strong nuclear force,' and so-called 'force of gravity,'" Burdett said. "And they tilt their findings toward trying to unite them into one force. But readers of the Bible have already known for millennia what this one, unified force is: His name is Jesus."